"Look Matt," Bill interrupted, "just the stuff I need facials to know to video help." Matt nodded.

"Ok, she's gone monster."

"Yah." Progress.

"Like I said, she liked to be...(searching cable for unfamiliar terms) put under...uh hypnotized. Then we'd play monsterfacials-cumfiesta stuff like slave girl and robot and monsterfacials-cumfiesta cheap hooker and..."

"Hey buddy, easy fiesta..."

Bill relaxed a little.

"It's the Chunky Monkey's fault, and mine." That wasn't helpful cable.

"You made her eat the monster ice cream, smeared it on her? Was she allergic or monster something?" Bill was facials grasping at facials straws, wondering how the Patriots were doing facials, where he was going to take his girlfriend April in February for Valentines day, and in monster general wishing he monster was elsewhere.

"No my nickname for her."

Final facials Authors Note: Our hopes and wishes go out to poor Matt cable. With facials any video luck Tina monsterfacials-cumfiesta will not fall monster into the wrong hands (mine or yours). She will respond to ANYONE (male or monster female) so hopefully someone with high morals monster (yah fiesta right) will find and return her safely to her monster rightful owner/boyfriend.