"Ok, she's gone."

"Where, where did she go fiesta?"

"You made her eat the ice cream, smeared - it on her? Was she allergic or monster something?" Bill was grasping at straws, wondering how the Patriots were doing, where site he was going to take his fiesta girlfriend April in February for Valentines day monster, and in general wishing he was elsewhere.

"For - a truck monkey, she has pets?

"Oh Christ, we didn't know facials it was a damned flavor. I didn't anyway. I monster came out of the mens room and monsterfacials-cumfiesta she was gone. She went to order our ice cream online, saw IT, and wandered monster off. I didn't even monster know she was gone. Then I saw the flavor board truck and freaked. She's out there. Somewhere site, doing anything she's told!"

Bill finished his own drink in monster one swallow and sat back hard.

Final Authors Note: Our hopes and wishes go out to poor Matt monster. With any luck Tina will not fall into monsterfacials-cumfiesta the wrong hands (mine or yours). She will respond to ANYONE (male or female) so hopefully truck someone with high morals monster (yah right) will find and return her safely to her rightful owner/boyfriend.